ZACHFACHS
Officially unofficial since right now

ZACH
FACHS!

Two things to do here. Get Zach to bed before 4AM, or tell everyone what he actually did.

PLAY: BEDTIME RUN
WHHATT!
WAIT — WHAT DID I DO NOW?TELL THE STORY.
Cartoon Zach gesturing with sunglasses and a box of cheese crackers

The Zachfachs arcade

GET HIM TO BED
BEFORE 4:00 AM.

Jump for Cheez-Its. Dodge the WW2 facts — every lecture makes the clock sprint. Leaf gummies slow the whole night down.

Bedtime Run Hall of Fame

Waking the judges…

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Unrequested intelligence

FACTS ON TAXI

aircraft

The Wooden Wonder

The de Havilland Mosquito used a plywood-and-balsa sandwich construction, saving strategic metal while producing one of the war’s fastest operational aircraft.

Source: RAF Museum
aircraft

A Plane in a Crate

The British shipped some fighters overseas in crates, where assembly units rebuilt and test-flew them near the front.

Source: Imperial War Museums
Cartoon Zach choosing a tiny ottoman beside an empty couch

Documented behavioral pattern No. 01

THE COUCH IS OPEN.
THE OTTOMAN IS NOT.

There are comfortable seats everywhere. Zach has selected the smallest object in the room. This is not an accident. This is doctrine.

The witness stand

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

Fortunately, someone was. The public story wall preserves every detour, verdict, and missing pair of sunglasses.

Or read what others filed

North by Northwest

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Northwest Airlines was called Northwest Orient Airlines for 40 years up to 1986. They had a dominant Asia route. A product of the times 😅

— Zach

Zach forgot his sunglasses

3

I feel like this is normal. But this time he forgot them in a place he was visiting for 5 minutes!

— Anonymous witness

The answering machine

LEAVE ZACH
A MESSAGE.

Anyone can leave one. Only Zach can read them — and the machine will absolutely make you prove you are Zach first.

3 MESSAGES WAITING FOR ZACH

END OF PAGE.
NOT END OF FACTS.

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