WHHATT!
North by Northwest
0Zach points
Northwest Airlines was called Northwest Orient Airlines for 40 years up to 1986. They had a dominant Asia route. A product of the times 😅
Filed by Zach
Public testimony
THE STORY
WALL
Tell it exactly how Zach told it. Which is to say: begin confidently and discover the context later.
Your turn
No account neededWHAT DID ZACH DO?
Type it in below and it is on the wall instantly. Everyone votes. Zach reacts.
Everyone else’s evidence
Lost sunglasses
Zach forgot his sunglasses
3Zach points
I feel like this is normal. But this time he forgot them in a place he was visiting for 5 minutes!
Filed by Anonymous witness
WHHATT!
The Completely Innocent Setup
37Zach points
Zach began, “So I was in the basement with three guys…” paused at everyone’s faces, and yelled “WHHATT!” before finishing the entirely normal story about moving a table.
Filed by Context Department
Lost sunglasses
The Sunglasses Search
1Zach points
Zach spent twelve minutes looking for his sunglasses while they were hanging from the collar of his windbreaker. He then blamed the lighting.
Filed by Anonymous, but standing nearby
WW2 detour
A Two-Minute Question
2Zach points
Someone asked whether a plane had propellers. Forty minutes later, Zach had explained the entire logistical purpose of the P-51 drop tank.
Filed by Regrettably informed
Ottoman energy
The Ottoman Doctrine
3Zach points
There were six open seats on the couch. Zach surveyed the room like a field marshal and sat on the smallest ottoman anyway.
Filed by The Living Room Witness
Idiot verdict
The Cracker Court
2Zach points
A Cheez-It fell on the floor. Zach pointed at it, announced “THIS GUY’S AN IDIOT,” and continued the conversation as though due process had occurred.
Filed by Snack Counsel
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