ZACHFACHS

Public testimony

THE STORY
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Tell it exactly how Zach told it. Which is to say: begin confidently and discover the context later.

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WHAT DID ZACH DO?

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Everyone else’s evidence

WW2 detour

A Two-Minute Question

31Zach points

Someone asked whether a plane had propellers. Forty minutes later, Zach had explained the entire logistical purpose of the P-51 drop tank.

Filed by Regrettably informed

Idiot verdict

The Cracker Court

42Zach points

A Cheez-It fell on the floor. Zach pointed at it, announced “THIS GUY’S AN IDIOT,” and continued the conversation as though due process had occurred.

Filed by Snack Counsel

WHHATT!

The Completely Innocent Setup

37Zach points

Zach began, “So I was in the basement with three guys…” paused at everyone’s faces, and yelled “WHHATT!” before finishing the entirely normal story about moving a table.

Filed by Context Department

Ottoman energy

The Ottoman Doctrine

1Zach points

There were six open seats on the couch. Zach surveyed the room like a field marshal and sat on the smallest ottoman anyway.

Filed by The Living Room Witness

Lost sunglasses

The Sunglasses Search

1Zach points

Zach spent twelve minutes looking for his sunglasses while they were hanging from the collar of his windbreaker. He then blamed the lighting.

Filed by Anonymous, but standing nearby

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